FIST CITY

Those of you affiliated with the Internet may have noticed my recent absence. Or maybe you’ve been too busy trying to haxor your Wii Fit or whatever and haven’t noticed at all. Anyway, I spilled a glass of wine on my computer* and K.O.’d it thoroughly. Well. So, those of you who are waiting on me to finish my eulogy project, you may have to wait a little longer while I get my recovered data from the computer fixing guy.

* For what it’s worth, I was watching an episode of “Intervention” when this happened. If you know anything about Intervention, you know it’s pathos-thick docudrama about people who have substance or addiction problems. Like fucking up an expensive piece of machinery with a cup of old grape juice? Yeah, kind of like that.